Friday, March 12, 2010

Unique Features and Operation of a "Venetian" Boat

In a series of posts from early January, we saw photos and video of the gondolas operating in a famous casino in Las Vegas. The boats there, and in her counterpart in Macao, are unique in many ways - many of which can be seen by looking closely at the stern of the vessel.

One cannot help but admire the detail put into the upholstery of these gondolas. It's not really reminiscent of a Venice-built gondola - more like a horse-drawn carriage, but the quality and comfort are impressive.

The wood used as trim and seat framing was cut using standard patterns, but then each piece had to be handcrafted - some were placed in a very large steam-box to add the necessary curve. All screw fastenings were countersunk and plugged with matching wood before the whole thing was stained and varnished.

Seat belts?
You think you see seat belts in the salon?
Indeed there are seat belts, but not because these boats move at unsafe speeds.
The seat belt story goes back to a decision made by someone who was obviously worried about liability and lawsuits.
The main idea being that if a stupid drunk guy tries to stand up in the middle of the ride, and the boat is heading under a low bridge, he's less likely to hit his head on the bridge if he's buckled in.

And, more importantly, he's less likely to sue the casino.

As the boats are routinely boarded from the port side, a small step is located on that side. The top has a nonskid surface, and the step does a great job of keeping people from stepping on the upholstery.

Looking at the photo below, you can see the metal cap of the charging port, which is located on the inboard side of the step. During down time, this is where the charge cord is plugged in.

These boats do have forcole, but the design has a serious difference: the morso is turned 90 degrees and serves as a holder for the remo, which is used more as a rudder than a propulsion oar.

Over the years, the gondoliers who operate these boats have learned how to use the remo as an oar. The style of rowing could best be compared to the sotomorso style used when a Venetian gondolier has stepped forward onto the trastolini - trailing his remo behind him and making fishtail movements with the blade. At one time, I heard rumors about how some gondoliers there were refusing to use the motors and had to be chastized by management to insure that the motors were being used.

Why are the motors so important? As it has been explained to me, when all the boats have their throttles set at the same speed, and all gondoliers use the motors in the same places,

the flow of traffic is more manageable. Each boat's throttle can be adjusted, but the controls for that are under-deck.

Once again, liability has reared its head in another form: tendonitis of the wrist.
There are, from time to time, gondoliers who develop a painful movement-related condition of the right wrist. This is why you may see some gondoliers there wearing gloves or wrist braces.
I would imagine that blisters have also prompted some to wear gloves.
The threat of tendonitis has also supported the argument from management that using the motors was necessary.

So how do the gondoliers operate the motors?
They step gently on the buttons on the deck (you can see them more clearly in the top photo).
When I last checked, one was the on/off button for the carefully adjusted forward propulsion.
Step on it once and the boat goes forward.
Step again and it cuts power to the motors.
The switch toggles on and off.

The other button was what could best be described as "the closest thing to a brake pedal on a boat".
Step on that other button and the motors go into full-throttle reverse.

Some have described it as the the "OH $#i@ button"
Operating these boats requires a combination of skills, and most of the gondoliers who pilot them do an exceptional job – spectators along the canal, typically have no clue as to whether motors are involved. The gondoliers’ job description also involves a lot of interaction with the passengers aboard, and then there’s the singing – but that’s a subject for another post.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Yet Another Use for Duct Tape

I love duct tape. It's an amazing thing.
Originally designed by the US military to keep ammunition dry this wonder of the 20th Century has more uses than a whole box of hand tools.

I've often said that "if it can be solved with duct tape, zip-ties, bungee cords or a little bit of cash - then it's not a real problem".
I almost always have a small roll in my gondola bag, preferrably black.

Duct tape was first developed during the Second World War, and while it's known by many names throughout the world, it's universally recognized as a handy and effective way to solve almost any problem to one degree or another.
Duct tape's a standard fixture in the NASA toolchest - in fact it is said to have "saved lives" on Apollo 13.
Long distance snowmobile racers tape their faces with it!
There are many automotive applications ranging from bodywork to mechanical.
Duct tape makes a great temporary bandage.


A buddy of mine has a duct tape wallet.
I've seen duct tape belts.
Heck, I recently read about some girl who made an entire prom dress out of the stuff! Must have been heavy.
And just when you think you've seen it all, you discover a new use for duct tape.
Last week I was rowing my gondola through Newport and I spotted this duct tape masterpiece.

Got a VW bug with a fender coming off? Duct tape it!
Got a life-or-death problem with your spacecraft? Duct tape it!
Wanna design your own prom dress? Duct tape it!
And...got a concrete float-dock piling that's coming apart? DUCT TAPE IT!

I thought about ending this post with the classic quote which compares duct tape to "The Force", but then I found this gem. by Dave Barry:

“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers."

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Red Rainbow in Lake Las Vegas

photo by Sarah Longson

A while back I posted a photo of a red rainbow shot in Newport, with a little background on the unique phenomenon.
In August of 2006 Sarah Longson shot this great photo out at Lake Las Vegas. Sarah was a gondolier there at the time,
she now manages the place, and quite well I might add.


Thanks for letting me post the photo Sarah - It's one of my favorites.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Squero San Trovaso - "There's a Hole in the Floor!"

Part of the gondola building and maintenance process requires squerarioli to flip the boat over so they can get to the underside.

You'd think they would do this all above ground, but no, not the Venetians.

They dig a hole in the floor so the whole operation is lower to the ground.

Sure, you could set up planks, and do all your work from higher up, but for various reasons they prefer this method.

I'm just spitballing here, but do you think some old grouchy gondola builder fell off a plank centuries ago and made a new rule from that day forward? It could happen.

With a sprained ankle and a bruised ego, an angry guy with a shovel could dig a hole pretty quickly.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Just the Photo - Flag on the Bow

Photo taken this afternoon in the canals of Newport.
We had horrible weather today.
I don't know why anybody lives in California.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

What the HECK Happened Here?!

OK folks, we're gonna have some fun with this one.
Take a look at the photo,
come up with your best, most astute, clever, or funny answer,
And post it in the comments.

In the coming week, after I've received some good comments, I'll post the answer.

But for now, you tell me what the HECK happened here:

Saturday, March 6, 2010

The Note on the Bow

I've seen these all over Venice - small pieces of paper tucked under the edge of the canon or other bow fixture.

The first time I saw one, there was no gondolier around, so I thought maybe he'd left a note for someone in case they showed up before he returned.

Then I saw more of them.

I thought "wow, there sure are a lot of gondoliers leaving notes for people".

After a while I started to see some uniformity and began to consider other possibilities.

Insurance papers?

Vessel registration?

Release of liability if a guy proposes on board and his lady rejects him?

Nereo Zane sent me this photo, and after some inspection, it appears to be a price list.

The way these are posted faithfully, I'd guess that they are required, or at least strongly encouraged.
Have any of my readers read one?
Thus far I haven't plucked one off a guy's bow to get a closer look.

I've thought about grabbing one, but then I get this look:

I can just hear him now:
"What are you lookin' at!"

Friday, March 5, 2010

Ready to Cruise

I must begin by saying that usually my gondola doesn't look like this.
There's often a healthy amount of dust and salt everywhere.
Only after a fair dosage of preparation and primping does she reach the "all dressed up" point, and this evening, while the light was still good and just before my passengers arrived, I snapped a few photos of her.
I think if my gondola could talk she'd say something like "remember me this way".




Thursday, March 4, 2010

Photos from an Afternoon Cruise

I had a nice time on the water today.
Bright sunshine with very few clouds...and great big wind to fight with.
I am not a big fan of the wind sometimes: it seems to find me any time I'm on an expedition, and if I have a whole day and evening of cruises, quite often it will accompany me. But on a day like today it was a welcome challenge - keeping me on my toes and making sure I got a decent workout.

Along with the wind, a few of our favorite ducks came by to make sure my passengers weren't smuggling any bread without paying a toll.

My passengers grabbed my camera and snapped a few shots of me while I rowed. Here's one of me getting that ever-important "Venetian lean" in full effect.
...and just generally being a dork.
Re-emerging into the harbor from under the Newport Blvd. bridge, I caught a shot while the shadow of the bridge was still covering the boat. After the cruise, I sat on my boat and enjoyed a sandwich while admiring the carvings on the deck of the Wedding Gondola.
Not a bad way to spend an afternoon.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The Water Entrance

Standing on a bridge overlooking the Rio Fuseri,
I took this photo of a water taxi and a gondola passing by something unique to Venice. This small step or porch was an official entry point for the building on the left; probably it was used both by visitors and deliveries - both coming by boat. On that afternoon it was being used to advertise the negozio, which appeared to be a dress shop.
I don't know whether they were expecting customers to arrive by boat that day. My guess is that they were advertising to people as they crossed the bridge.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Blog Header Roundup - Winter of 2009-10

Bacino Orseolo at Night
I shot this one evening with a tripod and long exposure. Waiting for the right moment, making sure nobody was stomping by my tripod, I used a remote trigger to keep from shaking the camera for each shot. As usual, I took dozens of images hoping that at least one or two would come out half-decent. This was one of my favorites.



Returning from a Row
One afternoon at the GSVVM I was enjoying refreshment with some club members when the club's newest gondola rolled in, fresh from a row.
If ever I could just "borrow" one of the club boats for maybe a year or two, I think I'd nab that one.

This photo was originally featured in my post from September 13th of last year. More images of the boat are also there. I think you'll agree - she's a beauty.


Silhouette of the Four-Man Team
Dawn Reinard took this great photo during the Huntington Harbour Christmas Boat Parade. Her husband Tim planned and executed a fantastic row using one of his boats from Sunset Gondola. Four gondoliers pushed that gondola through the course at a "voga forte" speed - leading the parade the whole way. The parade ran Saturday and Sunday nights, and I had the honor of being one of those four on Sunday.

The whole adventure was chronicled in the following posts:
Adventures of the "Lead Boat" - the First Night
Adventures of the Lead Boat - A Very Successful Night
Adventures of the Lead Boat - Gettin' Ready
Adventures of the Lead Boat - Big Band and the Strap-Cam
Adventures of the Lead Boat - the Row

Smiling Gondolier
Standing on a bridge in San Marco known as the Ponte de la Cortesia, I shot this while watching the afternoon gondola traffic. I ran this as a header photo for about two hours and decided to pull it down after people kept asking me if the guy in the red stripes was me.
Not all readers of the Gondola Blog know what I look like, and while I like the photo, it was just confusing things.



Ingo in the Snow
Bavarian gondolier Ingo Stahl sent me this masterpiece of a photo and I knew it had to live at the top of my blog for a while in January and February.
Ingo runs his gondola service on a lake in southern Germany known as Wörthsee.
To view more posts on Ingo, check out:

Ingo the Traveling German Gondolier
Ingo Writes from Wörthsee


Remo in Action
Phil Arroyo shot this during a training session in preparation for the Huntington Harbour Christmas Boat Parade.

The blog post Parade Rehearsal follows the events of that evening.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Squero San Trovaso - Wood to Weather

I remember hearing a story once about an old American Indian elder who went into the forest with his grandson to choose a tree branch that they could carve into a flute.
After selecting the right one, they cut the branch from the tree and brought it back home. The boy prepared his hand tools, eager to begin crafting the branch into a musical instrument, but the old man stopped him, saying:
"wait, we need to let the wood rest a while".

When I heard that story I was much younger, and to be honest I just figured it was one of those Native American spiritualism things. Over the years though, as I've spent some time getting to know wood and it's many personality traits, I've realized that there was a much more practical side to what the tribal elder said to his grandson.

Wood grows, solid and strong as part of a living organism.
It is well hydrated, maintaining a certain amount of moisture.
Then, when the tree comes down and the wood is cut into boards, the whole world changes for those tightly knit cellulose fibers.

When wood comes to Venice and is delivered at a squero, the boards are laid out carefully to "season". The squerarioli who use them want to make sure the boards have gotten any movement out of their system. When wood is immediately used, it can sometimes do strange things. It can have a mind of it's own, bending or splitting in ways that could affect the bouyancy of a vessel.

Visit any squero in Venice and you're likely to see wood "resting", before it finds new life as part of a beautiful boat. In english speaking circles some say "let's allow the wood to weather a bit first".

The wood you see in this stack may very well be the same wood you see a few years from now - fashioned into different parts of a magnificent gondola, all black and shiny as she glides down the Grand Canal.

I wonder if it will miss being part of a tree then.
perhaps I'm attributing too much personality to the wood.
Or maybe it's that tiny sliver of Chippewa Indian in me coming out from high up in my own family tree.

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